Paging Dr. Freud

Just when I was thinking I had nothing to write about, the dreams keep a-comin’. Apparently, my mind isn’t being stimulated enough in my waking hours and feels the need to be extremely active when I’m unconsious. I also think my body is making up for all of the sleepless nights it’s had over the past four months. It seems like every time I start to read a book during the day, I fall asleep!

Last night’s dream was a doozy. I was living with my boys in an apartment, just the three of us, but the boys weren’t home. Douche showed up at my door with a bunch of luggage and boxes and said that he wanted to get back together, and be a family again. (uh wut) For some reason, I let him in and we talked, he told me that he missed the boys and hated being so far away from them, and could we just give it another shot? I’m not sure what had happened to his wife and daughters, but apparently they were non-existent in my dream world.

Douche just kind of came in and started unpacking his stuff, telling me how wonderful it was going to be and how we were going to be so very happy together. Just as I was waffling and telling him to slow down and let me think, Lord Swank came in. He pulled me aside and told me to really think about what was happening. Why would Douche suddenly show up? What was his motivation for wanting to be a family again? Good questions. I decided that the reason he had was because he didn’t want to pay child support and alimony anymore, and that was his way of screwing me out of money.

So, I kicked Douche out of my apartment, threw his things out in the hall, and told him to go fuck himself. Then Lord Swank and I went to bed and slept.

When I woke up, I honestly expected him to be there next to me. It was a bummer that he wasn’t.

1 Response to “Paging Dr. Freud”


  1. 1 teeni December 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Hey – it looks different over here. This was my first theme that I chose when I used the free WordPress so it’s one of my faves!

    Anyway, wow. You have been having some wacky and very realistic dreams. No more fried foods. LOL.


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