I got a big ol’ dose o’ crazy this morning. When I woke up, there were 10 text messages from The Crazy One. Seems he was checking out my myspace page and didn’t like what he saw in the form of comments from another man. Apparently, he thinks that I belong to him, and that any other man isn’t worthy. He didn’t understand how I couldn’t be jealous about him talking or dating other women, and that since I wasn’t, I must have been lying when we were together and didn’t love him. Oh, and I must be acting like a friend as a ploy to get revenge on him. As if!
He sent the messages between 1 and 2 a.m. He’s lucky I had my phone on vibrate or I would have been up all night berating his sorry ass for that shit. As it is, I sent him an email telling him he better not ever fucking pull that again. I am not a possession of anyone but myself. That yes, he knew that I loved him then, but that is over, the door is closed forever. I thought I had made it clear that I wasn’t going there with him again. Apparently crazy also equals deaf. I also told him to grow the fuck up. If he wants a friend, he has one. Jesus! I was so angry. How dare he?!
And then, I got a message from my Wonder Twin. It made me smile and laugh a little, and it was exactly what I needed. He saved the day, just by being himself. He’s pretty awesome like that.
I’m sure TCO will apologize later, and I’m sure I will try and be his friend. It’s what I do. My achilles heel and all that jazz. Grrrr.
Update. Ahahahaha, so I got an email back saying, “fuck you and your retarded ass friends.” What a crazy bastard. Why did I even bother trying to be nice?
Wait a minute…. Are you saying that women aren’t things that can be owned? I always thought when you got married you were given the Title to the woman there, but now you saying that isn’t the case. Gosh… life is so confusing.
Time to cut the losses on this one, I say. You just can’t reason with crazy.
Enough of him and his crazy shit! You listen to me sweetheart…do NOT get sucked back there again. Learn from Aunty P okay?
Ron – I know! It boggles the mind, doesn’t it?
ETW – No joke.
Penelope – That’s the point, he was angry that I wasn’t getting sucked back in. Stupid crazy fucker.
Go now, you must, crazy ass!