Nothing spectacular happened today, and I’m still under the weather, so I’m just gonna tell y’all about a really fun time I had with my sister. We are quite hilarious when we get together, at least WE think so. I figured I’d write about the Halloween party we went to last year, it being almost Halloween and all.
She and BIL invited me to a big house party they go to every year. In fact, they met each other at this party. I had just recently come out of the major depression, and was almost but not quite yet officially divorced. The papers had all been signed, but had not been filed for some reason. I think the judge had to have surgery or something. I was single and looking to mingle! The bad thing is, almost everyone they know is married. I didn’t know that BEFORE we went. They invited me kind of last-minute, so I didn’t have a costume or anything, and neither did they. She and I went to the party stores around town, and bought up fake eyelashes and cat’s ears and tails.
I had a formal dress that our aunt had given me a few years before, which was WAY over the top, I figured one of us could wear that and be Mrs. Howell or something. It ended up with me being a sort-of cat, borrowing her leopard-print coat (so cute, but impractical) and her wearing the dress with tons of make-up. The only thing she needed was a cigarette holder and the look would have been complete. This is what we looked like before the party:
We were in high spirits, and I’m pretty sure we had a few drinks before we left the house (BIL was driving). When we got there, I knew no one, and there were TONS of people there. I was given Jello shot after Jello shot, and only after about the fifth one, BIL told me not to take the purple ones (the ones I’d been drinking)because they had all different kinds of liquor in them. Whoops. They also had jungle juice. You know, the big batch o’ kool-aid flavored goodness? It tastes so good, and knocks you on your ass in no time flat. We pretty much stayed to ourselves, since everyone else was paired up and/or dressed like a $2 hooker. Here are some of the musings we remember from that night.
It’s like I always say, it’s not a Halloween party unless your va-jay-jay is hanging out.
It’s like I always say, 52 out of 18 ain’t bad.
It’s like i always say, you can’t get cheese from the moon.
It’s like I always say, fuck me once, thank you. Fuck me four times…OUCH!
It’s like I always say, that’s the idea.
It’s like I always say, I’m not drunk, I’m just tipsy!
It’s like I always say, fuck you, WHORE!
It’s a wonder we didn’t get jumped that night. I think that’s mostly due to the fact that we were only talking loudly enough for each other to hear. The whore and va-jay-jay comments were directed at these two skanks who were barely dressed (it’s FREEZING here by Halloween) and asked E. what she was supposed to be, real snotty-like. So, of course they were automatically enemies. Makes sense, right?
Anyhow, it was a whole lot of fun, even though we were both really hungover the next day. I haven’t drank that much since. Man, we are awesome.
Just as I finished adding these pictures, I got a text message from you-know-who asking if I was okay. Damn, it’s hard not to answer.
Awwww – you both look so cute (and you both really favor each other in the face….could be twins). I love evenings like that and I LOVED the va-jay-jay comment. Oh brother…. I think I’ve had some nights like that (or at least I’ve had some mornings where I wake up naked and have no idea how I got that way – good thing I’m always next to the Evil Twin LOL).
It looks like you had a lot of fun! You need to have a few nights like that every year.
Oh, how I LOVE Halloween. You guys looked great! I channel my innner slut ever few Halloweens or so. This year, I’m a dirty old cavewoman, since I’m having a party at my house and I need the comfort of my big furry boots and a mumu basically to keep up with the kids and the adults looking to have food and drink while they DON’T watch their children in my house. Happy Halloween, Mama. Meow!!!
I am so glad you guys are that close!!!
sorry you are sick
Gorgeous pictures!! I love the one of you laughing together – that’s exactly what my sister and I get like. Times like that are so good for the soul
ETW – Thanks! We didn’t really look alike when we were younger, but as we get older, I think we (and our older sister) start looking more and more the same. I haven’t had any nights where I woke up naked, thank God!
Teeni – Oh we did!
Lola – I’ve never done the complete slut thing for Halloween, I think I must’ve missed out. Have fun in your mumu!
Kaylee – Thanks, I’m taking Sudafed and trying to keep it out of my ears!
Penelope – Thanks! Anytime you want to call me gorgeous, you go right ahead! That’s my favorite picture, too, maybe of all time of us together.
What a couple of hotties!! Sounds like a fun party, the best ones involve mocking and in my humble opionion, a va-jay-jay or two hanging out. Get better soon.
Why thank you, Ron! I’m trying to feel better, this morning was ROUGH!