It’s another meme today. I’m too lazy to write the final chapter in the neighbor saga. This one came from Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. Play along! I want to know you!
1. What wasn’t I doing 10 years ago?
Hmmm. I wasn’t planning for a future as a single mother. I was 18 years old, with a 2-year-old son, living on a military base. I had taken 2 semesters of college, but was a stay-at-home mom.
2. Five things on my shit list today:
1. Not having my own place (that’s always number one)
2. Kids not checking in at check-in time
3. Not being able to sleep late even though it’s summer
4. Ex-husband texting me
5. Having to go to the third baseball game this week tonight
3. Snacks/food I hate:
Brussels sprouts, lamb, olives, and sardines.
4. Things I wouldn’t do if I were a billionaire:
I wouldn’t live with my parents, I wouldn’t keep it all to myself, I wouldn’t ever cook or clean again!
5. Places I have lived in:
Houston, Texas; Columbus, Georgia; Honolulu, Hawaii; Leesville, Louisiana; South Bend, Indiana
He’s STILL texting? Ok, we have got to talk! I started to call you the morning after I read that one, but I thought you’d be sleeping in. Apparently, not. I’m calling you when I get home tomorrow!
Yup, still texting. It’s slowed down, I think C*nt must have been out of town for a few days, but she’s back now.
1. What wasn’t I doing 10 years ago?
I wasn’t thinking about healthy relationships, just the opposite. I wasn’t thinking about living.
2. Five things on my shit list today:
1. My weight. Grr…why must I be controlled by this flab?
2. Not enough time to read all that I want
3. Not being able to stay up as late as I want, even though it’s summer, because Adam has to get up for work
4. Ex-husband making my daughter cry as much as possible. Your Daddy shouldn’t make you cry, you know?
5. Not having my own pool. Sounds shallow (get it?) but damn, the only think in my life that I have ever really, really, really wanted is a friggin pool
3. Snacks/food I hate:
Eggs, oreos, hamburger helper
4. Things I wouldn’t do if I were a billionaire:
I wouldn’t stay home, I wouldn’t worry about my mother and what would happen to her if I weren’t around, I wouldn’t deal with the bastard kids at work, I wouldn’t let my friends worry about money, I wouldn’t let ginger live with her parents anymore
5. Places I have lived in:
Chicago, Illinois; Lapeer, MIchigan; Niles, Michigan
I really really hope you’re following my suggestion to text him periodically throughout the day at times when c*nt will be there! Turnabout is fair play, afterall. Bwahaha…..
Ah, Lockjaw, you da best!